Question by Mr. X: Desert Island Rescue joke!!?
A man was stranded on a desert island for 10 years. One day, a beautiful girl swims to shore in a wetsuit...

Man: "Hi! Am I ever happy to see you."

Girl: "Hi! It seems like you've been here a long time. How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"

Man: "It's been 10 years!"

With this information the girl unzips a slot on the arm of her wet suit and gives the man a cigarette.

Man: "Oh, thank you so much!"

Girl: "So tell me how long it's been since you had a drink?"

Man: "It's been 10 years."

The girl unzips a longer zipper on her wet suit and comes out with a flask of whisky and gives the man a drink.

Man: "Oh... thank you so much. You are like a miracle!"

Girl: [Starting to unzip the front of her wet suit.] "So tell me then, how long has it been since you played around?"

Man: "Oh, my God, don't tell me you've got a set of golf clubs in there too?!"

Best answer:

Answer by Jodi C
HAHAHA!!!

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Expert surfer teaches how to easily change from your wet suit to your bikini, in this free surfing video for girls learning how to surf. Expert: Schell Michael Bio: Schell began surfing at the age of 4, but at age 15 she really started to explore her surfing abilities. Filmmaker: Patrick Eaves

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