Question by I'm crazy: Joke--Stranded?
Stranded
A man was stranded on a desert island for 10 years. One day, a beautiful
girl swims to shore in a wetsuit... Man: "Hi! Am I ever happy to see you."
Girl: "Hi! It seems like you've been here a long time. How long has it been
since you've had a cigarette?" Man: "It's been 10 years!" With this information
the girl unzips a slot on the arm of her wet suit and gives the man a cigarette.
Man: "Oh, thank you so much!" Girl: "So tell me how long it's been since you
had a drink?" Man: "It's been 10 years." The girl unzips a longer zipper on
her wet suit and comes out with a flask of whisky and gives the man a
drink. Man: "Oh... thank you so much. You are like a miracle!" Girl:
[Starting to unzip the front of her wet suit.] "So tell me then, how long
has it been since you played around?" Man: "Oh, my God, don't tell me
you've got a set of golf clubs in there too?!"
Best answer:
Answer by wizard8100 I heard it as "Don't tell me you have a Harley-Davidson in there too!"
Question by ladylafemme1: salvation...joke?
A man is stranded on a desert island for 10 years.
One day a beautiful girl swims to shore in a wetsuit.
Man: "Hi! I am so happy to see you."
Girl: "Hi! It seems like you've been here a long time. How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"
Man: "It's been 10 years!"
With this information the girl unzips a slot on the arm of her wet suit and gives the man a cigarette.
Man: "Thank you so much!"
Girl: "So tell me how long has it been since you had a drink?"
Man: "It's been 10 years!"
The girl unzips another pocket on her wet suit and comes out with a flask of whiskey and gives the man a drink.
Man: "Thank you so much. You are like a miracle!"
Girl (starting to unzip the front of her wet suit): "So tell me then, how long has it been since you played around?"
Man: "Oh, my God, don't tell me you've got a set of golf clubs in there, too...!"
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Question by looking4answer: Check this out...no offense ...its just a joke.... enjoy ?
Marooned on a South Seas island, a man with a beard down to his knees is walking on the beach. Suddenly a beautiful woman emerges from the surf.
"Been here long?" she asks.
"Since 1981," he replies.
"How long has it been since you"ve had a cigarette?"
"Eleven years."
She unzips a pocket in the sleeve of her wet suit, pulls out a pack of Camels, lights one, and hands it to him. He inhales greedily.
"How long since you've had a drink of whiskey?"
"Eleven years."
She unzips the other sleeve and offers him a flask, He takes a long pull and looks at her adoringly.
"How long, " she asks coyly, "Since you played around?"
" Eleven years, " he says wistfully.
She starts to unzip the front of her wet suit. "Gosh," he says, "You got a set of golf clubs in there?"
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